Former big wave rider t-shirt

Hah! You’ve almost drowned in the tub more than once, and have trouble staying upright on uneven sidewalks… But you would look great while smuggling grapes in that tight wetsuit. Hah! Remember, each shark infested, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

But if you don’t believe that it’s even tougher than it looks, go jump on a jet ski and try catching a thirty-foot high wave like those masters of maritime mayhem. I’ll send your family the shirt they’ll bury your soggy ass in – Former Idiot.

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts!

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