Let’s think about this one for a second, why is sex such a taboo? Well, when you rule out all of the high volume misdirection that has always captivated audiences of every age, you’re left with the simple fact that it feels good. That’s right, they’ve been telling you that your “original sin” spawned sense receptors are not worthy of the pleasure that they yearn to perceive, whether or not you’re sharing the company of anyone else. Why else must we hide, and ignore those personal pleasure producers? I’ll tell you what, it does seem likely that if everyone were partaking fully in the orgasmically induced rapture that would surely envelope the world if it went unchecked, that people would be a bit harder to control with the usual scare tactics of those in high places. It would probably be nearly impossible to scrape up enough guys for a football game, let alone a war. The spread of STD’s and unwanted pregnancies have been solved by science, and disseminated through proper education. Corrupt morality and values have somehow survived every regime, regardless of whatever prohibitions they’ve enforced, and no one with any sense is going to blame sex for their continuation. Nor would anyone with any sense think that having sex means the parties involved are actually compatible with one another outside of that situation; or that simply because they shared certain values and beliefs, people were necessarily sexually compatible. Think of all the suffering that goes on everyday because everyone keeps trying to squeeze themselves into a purportedly one size fits all mold that accommodates neither their mind or their body. Fuck that; take back your purloined perceptions and parts, with a passion that proudly proclaims your proclivity for pleasure! Remember, each other side of the pillow cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Sure condoms are a drag, but then again, raising kids that you didn’t plan on having, with someone who you didn’t even dig looking at with the lights on during your three minute dance toward eternal bondage, shant be too cool either; especially when they gave you the clap, or worse…

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