Notice the old pickup truck in the background? Yes, this funky t-shirt only appears to be thumbing its snot filled nose at the facts - in actuality it’s a harbinger of what’s to come! That’s right, and you can get this artists rendition of twenty third century New York City today. Be one of first to purchase it so you can lay claim to which billion-dollar piece of mud your great, great, grandchildren are profitably cultivating! Remember, each catastrophically cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Ha, Ha, Ha, look at the stupid Hamster running on the wheel! Well, anyone looking at us from outside the cage is laughing even harder, because we’re cruising at full speed on a sparking rim, headed straight for the cosmic recycling bin.

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