If you aren’t a hot chick who wants to swap bodily fluids, then you must be one of those people who haven’t figured out the whole personal boundary thing. It’s easy, let me help: If someone, anyone, hasn’t specifically told you that they want to directly inhale the undiluted, rancid air that comes out of your mouth when you speak, and or exhale, - though it doesn’t seem quite right to you, fight your urge to get any closer to them than you would like to be from a Huge, Fresh pile of Shit placed at the exact height of your nose, and whose scent the wind is blowing directly into your face. With practice you should get the hang of it. And as an added bonus, you’ll find that your shoes will start lasting longer; because everyone you talk to won’t keep trying to move away from you like they used to. Remember, each boundary defining cool t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you.

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