If you’re telling me that the fish is too small, I think I have a legitimate right to know why no one is throwing back those baby carrots, or the mini cabbages they conveniently call “Brussels sprouts”! Remember, each fully grown, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you.

Has anybody heard anything about the fish living near Chernobyl? I bet they’ve got some stuff growing there that looks like, well, other stuff that lives underwater… I mean can shit really get much crazier looking than what’s already out there?

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