If only I had this one on when I got thrown out of college after my first semester, and was told that I’d never be allowed back (true story); I could have at least gone out in style! Don’t miss your opportunity to turn the next success-ruining fuck up you make, into a fashionable moral victory!

Remember, each funny as minimum wage, cool t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you.

FYI, I always keep one in the car in case I get pulled over. The odds are that no matter how much bacon flavored ass you kiss, you’re still getting a ticket; but if you aren’t too drunk, and didn’t run over so much shit that they had to call for backup, there’s always that slim chance that they’ll see the comedy of the situation when they read your shirt.

Stranger things have happened!

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