Don’t even try to act like you aren’t dying for one of these! Put aside your fears, and facade of morality - do you know how many of these I’ve sold to religious leaders whose faith allows them to get laid? No shit, wearing this t-shirt will actually help you get ass! Seriously, you won’t believe how those manipulators of your manhood will practically throw their delicate delta of deceit at you when they truly believe that you don’t want it! Ask any guy who’s gotten more than a little ass in his day. I know it’s almost an oxymoron, but if you could find an honest woman, she’d admit that I speak the truth! Remember, each truthfully funny t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you.

Ladies, feel free to wear these too! I’ll be the first to admit that there are plenty of pussies with a penis out there, who are so far up your ass that your stomach hurts. Maybe those aren’t menstrual cramps! (did any one else notice the first three letters of that word?) The truth my friends, is a unisex garment; and I just happen to be its personal clothier!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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