Wife bad – I guess that if I were forced by society to paint my face, wear a bra, constantly pluck every visible hair out of my body, and act like I really wasn’t a sex crazed animal, not to mention cursed by God to swell and bleed for about a week every month, I too would be a pain in the ass to the lucky motherfucker that I married; who is allowed to walk around wearing whatever he wants, and looking like he just walked out of a cave, while also being encouraged to parade his sexual desires about in a form of societal ritual through which he attempts to display certain of his desirable qualities of “manliness”. As a matter of fact, I’d probably refuse to have sex with him even if I wanted to, just to spite him! Remember, each matrimoneous funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Come to think of it, I might also buy tons of cool t-shirts from this store just to spend what little money we actually have, so he couldn’t go out and spend it on what he wanted. And then I’d probably grab my favorite battery operated toy and get to what the alien on one of our other t-shirts says he’d be doing if he were a woman!

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