Don’t give me that offended look you bullshit artist – you had to click on the picture to read this, so obviously the off color (it’s not pink) yet strikingly handsome, funny t-shirt design sparked your interest. Don’t lash out at me because of your tortured Oedipal desires or from of the guilt you feel for wanting to trample upon biblical law with your neighbors wife! Remember, each cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Fear not, absolution is only couple of mouse clicks away! Just buy some of our mainstream, socially acceptable t-shirts – I’m pretty sure there are a couple in the Buddy W line – for everyone whose pristine image you’ve wronged in your mind with the perverted thoughts that led you to this product description in the first place. The vast amount of money you’ll spend will surely outweigh your guilt! Don’t get me wrong, the traditional offering of figs and havarti cheese will also do the trick, but I’m trying to make a buck here…

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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