Help her to think about it rationally: why pay a Gypsy to read your palm when I’m willing to read your lips for free? Even Alan Greenspan wouldn’t argue the soundness of those economics! Remember, each funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Don’t think of our stylishly cool t-shirts in terms of all the time you’ll need to feign working, in order to get the money to buy them - think of them instead as powerful tools used to heighten awareness of critical subject matter! Wear them often, and feel the pride that comes from doing your part! (washing them between each wearing is not compulsory, but it might increase your odds of getting laid).

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