It’s amazing what a little ass kissing can do! Keep up the good work and she might even let you have your penis back. Remember, each funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Instead of trying to push our other cool t-shirts down your throat in a seemingly low key manner, as I usually do in this paragraph, I’m going to put forth a question – How many people is President Bush League going to pardon as he slithers from the shit pile that he and his boss Dick Head Cheney created for us? Who will they be? Send your insightful answers to us, and if you’re right, and I can afford it, you’ll get a prize (I can’t promise you anything since I don’t even know where my next meal is coming from).

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