This t-shirt is my gift to all of you assholes who can’t stay out of trouble - it’ll probably only work once, so make the most of it! (But feel free to try and prove me wrong, buy it in assorted colors) Remember, each funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

When women no longer need men to procreate, and men are able to clone the woman of their dreams, will a man born of a cloned woman, and a woman born of a non-male induced pregnancy, ever reproduce with each other? If so, will they be considered outcasts? How long will it be before they realize the genius of their fore-bearers? Why would anyone eat Oreo cookies without dipping them in milk?

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