See what I mean? Even aliens, who are obviously much more intelligent than us (they were able to get here), agree that I have my priorities straight! Where lies a more admirable endeavor? If not in the great depths of space, than surely not here on Earth! Remember, each cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

This intergalactically admired t-shirt is actually proven to increase your odds of grabbing some tail! It’ll break the ice, all you need to do is stop staring at her tits and say something funny or intelligent (stick with funny). Give it a try - those three glorious pumps will be well worth the STD that she’ll probably pass your way! Then you can proudly wear one of the Groovy t-shirts from our STD line, which is sure to turn you into a veritable pheromone factory!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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