This is an officially commissioned reproduction of the funny t-shirt given to our beloved President by Hugo Chavez (he didn’t think it up himself though, he had gotten one as a gag from Fidel Castro, who originally got one in Russian from Kruschev for stirring up a shit load of trouble). Remember, each cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of plungers, when is Dow chemical going to pay some “independent researchers” to announce that their studies prove the need for disposable plunger handle covers, so as to prevent the spread of the newest form of deadly bathroom bacteria? (Perhaps the entire plunger will be disposable?) either way, you can bet that they’ll come in designer colors and fragrances. Just like our irresistible, squeezeably soft t-shirts!

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