Stop being a servant of your ego. If you set the bar low enough, the only way is up! Plus, you’ll be amazed at how easily you can dupe people who are more intelligent than yourself when they don’t consider you to be a threat! Remember, each funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

You don’t have to be an ignorant lawyer to sport this judicially prudent t-shirt - or any of our other constitutionally mandated forms of self-expression for that matter; all you need is a commitment to wear simply smashing threads! (and a credit card with some breathing room on it).

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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