Don’t get me wrong, the average citizen over there is a decent person with whom I have no quarrel, but their leaders are a bunch of Dicks (I can’t put my finger on it but it’s a very familiar scenario. Hmmm…). How dare they call us imperialistic when they have the entire Persian rug-buying world by the balls! Remember, each cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of rugs, show us some pics of them peeking out from under our t-shirts and we’ll send you a FREE “As seen on Dreadedthread.com” t-shirt! Yes, rug-less pink will earn you the same free, impossible to get any other way, sexually charged t-shirt! Sure we’ll post the pics, who in their right mind wouldn’t want your vagina to get the acclaim it so rightfully deserves?

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