Man, you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. If I ask what you got for Christmas I’m being a pig, and if I don’t, I’m an insensitive, self-absorbed jerk! “They” say it’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind, but shouldn’t there at least be some sort of minimum waiting period? I’m baffled (and just want to get laid without having to jump through any hoops). Remember, each fruitcake funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you. How can they legally call it that?

What’s that buzz you ask? No, it’s not that you sex crazed degenerate. It’s the throngs of fans clamoring to get their greasy paws on our bad ass t-shirts (no, I wouldn’t want them to soil your shirt either, if I were you). Stop looking in the mirror for stains and grab some cool t-shirts for your own self already!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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