Dogs are great, but come on. Not only mustn’t I walk it, but the old porcelain pal picks up after me! And who hasn’t received its unconditional love as they hugged it so as to not fall into outer space, while simultaneously puking on it in a drunken melee? Yet through it all, did it ever once whine or try to get away? When is the last time it took a shit on the couch? Or chewed up something that you wanted to be able to ruin on your own terms?

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