What are they? But more importantly, how is it that a Cow, whose educational resume pales beside my own, could arrive at such an interestingly abstract thought before me? Remember, each Prime t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Put this in your pipe and smoke it: I read in the New York Times Sunday magazine that the Cows you buy so neatly packaged at the store, who have been conveniently cut up for you and aged - are actually fed Chicken Shit as a source of dietary protein. Seriously. So don’t get offended the next time someone tells you that you are in effect, that which you eat! (Yes, I’m talking about the daily occurrence of your being called a chicken shit. You’re also an idiot, but that’s the result of your having ingested particular half-baked ideas, not wholesome foods such as FDA approved beef)

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