This gem of a t-shirt is dedicated to my dear friends Leo and Ken, who will both be wearing “Depends” adult style Pampers pretty soon, if they don’t just stick to a diet of vanilla pudding and Xanax. What I like about this t-shirt is that while it clearly alerts everyone to the fact that they need to quickly move aside, and either pee outside or wait until you’re done, it does so while maintaining an undeniably stylish flair that translates into a great vibe with the opposite sex – as long as they see that you’ve washed your hands! Remember, each multifaceted, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

You’re damn straight we want to post pictures of you wearing this t-shirt while you engage in the only productive task in your life! Just be sure to e-mail them, so your poor bathroom hygiene doesn’t affect us. ***Remember, daring pictures taken in a White Castle or in close proximity to a manned Police vehicle get bonus points!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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