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Speaking of people with strong convictions, did you hear that President Bush is actually a highly intelligent, rational, competent, caring individual? Neither did anyone else! But I bet he knows of more than one way to have a tasty snack delivered to his desk in the oval office! I just realized that he is the inaugural recipient of my new “Homer” award, which is going to be given out every year on Valentines Day, to the person who consistently in the past year, did the best impersonation of Homer Simpson!

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