Sad but true, the numbers don’t lie! Which is not to discount the claim that prostitutes are only less expensive because they don’t offer any of the frills you’ve come to feel as though you deserve from a woman, like: getting hassled for watching the game instead of cleaning out the attic, or having to not only get out of bed, but wash, to go see her sisters kids; or having your favorite clothing given to charity because she felt that it was time for you to have a new look, or having your sexual desires and fantasies blown apart like they were being used in a skeet tournament… But the thing I find most lacking in the frills department is that since the prostitutes don’t sleep over, there’s no rancid gas machine next to me in the bed, harassing me about what I’ll need to do in the morning, as I try desperately to escape the sad reality of my life for a couple of hours by falling asleep. Remember, each in-law approved, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

I dare you to buy one for her dad. What’s the worst that will actually happen? If anything really interesting transpires, tell us about it and if we think it really went down the way your weasel ass is claiming, you’ll get a free “whatever you say dear… just leave me the fuck alone” t-shirt of your choice, since we know you’ll wear it in public with pride! There's a design for every occasion!

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