You can either buy it for yourself and tell people you know that some chick you banged on a solo trip in the Niagara Falls area got it for you (they’ll believe you), or you can buy it for someone who is actually talented enough to wear it to their advantage - they might let you come along, so as to scrape up any leftovers. Either way, the results will be explosive! Remember, each Alfred Nobel inspired, cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of Niagara Falls, do any of you know that it was the Real father of electricity, Nikola Tesla, who designed the power generating facility there? Then you probably don’t know that he also invented the radio, the remote control, and a ton of even cooler stuff that you benefit from but wouldn’t understand if I tried to tell you about it (since I don’t get it either). So as soon as I start making some bucks, I’m going to be offering the Tesla prize, to honor the current (no pun intended) great minds whose hard work and dedication to purpose, allow us to simply concern ourselves with searching the Internet for cool t-shirts.

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