Giving to charity feels good... t-shirt

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Give it a whirl; it’s not like you weren’t going to piss the money away anyhow. Picture the joy you’ll impart on some poor bastard residing in a mosquito infested mud hut with a dirt floor, for the meager sacrifice of a beer or shot that probably would have sent you into the throes of a hangover anyway – and you can do it without having to smell the wretched stench of their hut! Remember, each charitably funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

I’ll tell you what, I’ll go one better just to show you that I’m willing to walk the walk: BUY THIS SHIRT AND I’LL DONATE 90% OF THE PROFIT TO CHARITIES THAT HELP FEED THE POOR! (I swear I don’t plan on doing this stuff until I start to write the particular product description; I didn’t think of it this time till I came up with the line “charitably funny”. I bet it was the word “charitable” that did it) But as I’ve said before, Fuck it; you’ve got to make a stand at some point! I can always go eat at my sister’s house or at my cousin’s deli… So, what could be better than this? Not only will you feel good without having to actually get involved, like the shirt says, but you’ll have a groovy t-shirt to wear that will serve to let people know what a great person you are! Buy it you selfish piece of shit!

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