Who said anything about that? I thought you were just doing a George W Bush impersonation. Especially when you started making up your own words, and saying stuff that made less sense than the doctrines of Scientology. Remember, each obvious-ly cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of impersonations, how is it that after being given two full terms to prove their commitment to an honest government for the people, and failing, voters were actually willing to let the Clinton cartel mug us again? That crooked fuck Bill won't even show where the money for his library came from! I keep clicking my heels together, but instead of heading back to the Kansas we all grew up believing in, I’m just ending up on Some Orwelian style Animal Farm. There’s not much more for these pricks up top to take without everybody starting to notice; soon they’re going to have to give us Christmas and the Super Bowl twice a year!

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