I grew up with a picture on my kitchen wall that showed people dancing, and the caption said, “If you’re going to live a little, why not live a lot?” Well Amen to that!

There’s way too much great tasting food out there to suffer through either going hungry or eating something that had more research and development money spent on its chemistry than the original moon launch! Fuck that, butter isn’t bad for you, unless you eat it like it’s the key to your eternal salvation. Nor are the other tempting victuals that get your salivary glands in an uproar. Just exercise for real, and don’t sweat the fact that your body doesn’t resemble that of anyone your mate finds attractive. If they don’t want to give it up, some other dessert loving horn dog will! Remember, each second helping worthy, cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

For those of you who knock it without having ever tried it, let me tell you, Indian Food is the finest cuisine on the planet! Don’t tell me you don’t like curry, because you don’t even know what a curry is. Your favorite Marinara sauce is a curry (a mixture of different spices), it just doesn’t have the same spices as an Indian curry. Remember shit head, there was a time when you thought the opposite sex was yucky! And for you homosexuals with skeptical taste buds, time for a little bit of your own medicine, “How do you know you don’t like it if you never tried it?”

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