Drink up! Science will surely figure out a cure; it’s all about the economics.

Think about it; if we all stick together and just do what their advertising tells us to, the alcoholic beverage companies will have no choice but to lean on their pals with matching board members - the pharmaceutical companies, to concoct some ways to keep our organs in the shape needed to party hard, or they’ll both be ruined! I say we shift the balance of power, and before you know it there’ll be free ipod-sized dialysis machines in every case of beer! Viva la revolution!!! Remember, each experimentally cool t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you.

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