Hi Mom, the stuff they have here sure is grand. I’ll tell you, that after looking at all of these keen inventions, the next few years should be just dandy seeing how we’re staying out of that mess over there in Europe! One thing concerns me though – if this electricity thing really makes it as big as they’re saying, pop’s ice cart delivery service might have some tough competition. I’m so glad you decided to move here from Japan in 1920, a year before I was born. I love this country, and the great way that everyone’s rights are respected. Send my regards to your family in Hiroshima. I’ll write you again soon! Love, Ben   

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