Hi Vivian, I really wish you could have been here for this one! What a gas. I’m throwing the ball around with a couple of guys who were sent down here with me from work, and this shabby looking Cuban guy starts telling us that he’s just had a tryout with the Senators ball club, as a pitcher, but that they weren’t smart enough to recognize his superb ability. Wait, it gets way better. Then he starts telling us how he’s gonna show all the capitalist pigs that they can’t shove him around, and that he’s going to –get this- take over Cuba! I tell you, Jack Benny couldn’t make this stuff up! Give hugs and kisses to the little one’s. I love you, Ernie.

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