It’s about time sissy! Yes, other timid souls will cheer you on for the brazen act of wearing such a seemingly cool t-shirt, but beware of those of who, unlike you, didn’t wait till they were too old and washed up to grab life by the nuts - they’ll probably give you a wedgie if they see you in this shirt. Unless of course you

complete your disguise with a tattoo or a couple of piercings and a Harley! (for an added bonus you can also tell everyone you’re a mixed martial arts fighter – you’d be surprised how many people are getting away with it). Remember, each windswept cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

I’ll tell you what, you attention craved sycophant, buy a few of our trendsettingly funny t-shirts and send us the pictures that capture your misadventures while almost looking cool in them, and we’ll post them on this groovy website. As a matter of fact, if we think that any of them are the truly superlative example of human achievement that week, we’ll send you a FREE t-shirt of your choice! ***Daring pictures taken in a White Castle or in close proximity to a manned Police vehicle get bonus points!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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