It’s about time those costumed men of merriment struck back! Can you juggle or ride a unicycle? Is your nut sack big enough to get between an angry bull and the schmuck that it just threw off of its back, and now wants to kill? Have you achieved the almost mythical level of spiritual enlightenment required to deal with a bunch of snot nosed little kids at a birthday party without trying to maim a couple of them on the sly? I didn’t think so. But most importantly, those clowns get to hear your girl telling her friends at those parties about how lame you are in bed – especially that “special move” you have that they all laugh at you about. So the next time you’re tempted to think of a Clown as some sort of clown, think long and hard, because they know whom the clown really is! Remember, each cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

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