Relax, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t let her blow me. I’m just saying that I wouldn’t want to reproduce with such an unsavory creature. Have you looked in the mirror with a bright light on lately? Remember, each funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Don’t be a hypocrite; you know you’ve thought the same thing about other people’s moms. You were just too lazy to put it on a t-shirt!

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