Perhaps you’ve seen the bumper sticker “Mean people suck”, on the back of some otherwise timid soul’s Volkswagen Bug or hybrid vehicle? (Yes that is probably the zenith in their attempt to speak out to the world about what they believe. Unless of course they go postal) Well, since life is one big generalization anyway, let me carry on the tradition by saying that most of those people are the kind of shitty driver who can’t figure out why everyone that’s passing them is pissed off at them – and everyone is passing them. Yes, you are the reason we are pissed off and conveniently presumed by your semi-conscious self to be Mean. Breaking news: You Suck! Remember, each truthful, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of suck, when exactly did chocolate sprinkles start to suck? They were once as delicious as our confectionary grade t-shirts, but now they leave a waxy film on the roof of your mouth. What happened to taking pride in the way that you helped people grow their waist to the next size?

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