Yes this includes the poor chaps who have, try as they might, been unable to remove strange objects from certain orifices after said object helped induce a cosmically intense orgasm, and consequently needed to seek medical attention. Don’t let your awareness of their YouTube worthy, unforeseen circumstances cause you to think irrationally; for it would not be the orgasm they regretted dear friend, but rather the poor judgment they used while in the throes of intense pleasure! Remember, each truthful, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Sometimes you’ve just got to leave well enough alone. But as grandpa Abe likes to say, “Everybody wants!” So let me urge you to keep in mind that, other than when thinking of buying any of our fine products, although you won’t regret the actual orgasm, discretion is the better part of valor!

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