Once again, I just couldn’t help myself. Yes, I too am beginning to see a pattern here. Well, if it gets to the point where it seems to be hurting me, I can always use self-flagellation to control it… Seriously though, I’m just tired of chicks staring at my chest when they talk to me, so I figured this funny t-shirt would set them straight before I lose my temper and have Cow! Remember, each free range-esque, cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Now if only I can think up one that’ll get them to stop staring at my ass when I wear low cut, form fitting jeans or shorts, or at my balls when I’m in a bikini made of less thread than a roll of dental floss… filthy animals!

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