Ah, you’re finally starting to see what I’ve been telling you… yes, as sure as the sun rises in the east, this slacker enabling t-shirt will be your free pass to continually fuck up without having to shoulder the same level of responsibility as someone who is presumed to be competent! (Sorry but this t-shirt will probably never stop all of the screaming and cursing directed at you – that calls for more drastic measures that we here do not condone) Remember, each cosmically cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Man, I’ll tell you, if in fact the original mission to the moon wasn’t faked, those Astronauts have the biggest set of balls within a hundred light years of the Milky Way. I don’t even think the guys from Jackass would take their chances going down certain San Francisco hills in the rickety piece of shit that they supposedly flew back on!

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