Do not knock the shake... t-shirt

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This my friend, is quite like that need to fold your underwear and socks! Just like their comfort, and ability to absorb moisture is increased by your folding them, so to is the quality of your high enhanced by the herb being in bud form until you manually turn it into shake so you can smoke it. NOT! I bet you would never buy a store brand product made with the exact same ingredients as a name brand product either, even though it’s half the price. Well at least you’re living in a nicely packaged prison cell… Remember, each frugally cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of hot fudge, I have a friend who actually tries to claim that chocolate syrup is better tasting, and the preferred topping for a Sundae than hot fudge. Seriously, the stupidity and confident tone of his claim make me want to kick his ass! Why, you ask, then don’t I? Well, as much as I’d like to tell you that it’s because I just don’t operate in such an aggressive, non-tolerant manner, the truth of the matter is that I can’t kick his ass; and don’t really enjoy taking more devastatingly hard punches than I land. But fear not faithful fans, his notice has been served; he knows that as soon as he is old and wheelchair bound, I’m going to punch the crap out of him daily!

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