Do not smoke and drive! t-shirt

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And forget that an accident will probably make you even more late for work than you already would have been. Your insurance rates are sure to go up! That, my friends, is the beauty of a car pool. Remember, each responsibly cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

I’ve said it before, but I’m not convinced that your stoned ass heard me: Support your local head shop! They’re the ones who put their ass on the line so that you didn’t have to make a pipe out of an apple, like I did in Las Vegas last year. (It wasn’t the first and it won’t be the last). And it’s not that I didn’t want to do it for a little arts and crafts fun… What the fuck else is there to do in that shit hole except eat at Brooklyn Billy’s Deli? It’s off the strip, yet worth the trip! But I digress; buy your paraphernalia and Classic rock and roll t-shirts from those authentic freedom fighters, not from the charlatans who sell Zeppelin t-shirts but secretly listen to Jessica Simpson, or businesses that couldn’t give a shit if your stoned ass didn’t stumble in now and again to spend three bucks on rolling papers and gum.

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