Former Ivy Leaguer t-shirt

 You might have a shot with this t-shirt if you either speak as little as possible, or start making up stories about how you and your colleagues discovered a flaw in the equation that purportedly shows the collapse of a star to result in a Black Hole. Remember, each well-endowed, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

 Where does one apply to become an expansion team in this “Ivy League”? Might the city where I propose to build my stadium of learning, pay for it because of the revenue that will be generated?

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