Former Ranked Player t-shirt

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I originally made this one at the request of Bjorn Borg after he crashed and burned in his Neolithic racqueted attempt at a comeback. I tried to tell him about the advantages of new racquet technologies, but to no avail. He didn’t even believe me when I told him that wearing tiny, white cotton Fila shorts was no longer the rage! Remember, each double fault like funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Anyway, the poor guy – who did win a couple of tournaments in his day – just wanted the younger set to stop wondering aloud why all of the players were ignoring their autograph requests, while asking for his at major tournaments. So if nothing else, wear it as a show of your knowledge, and appreciation for the forgotten masters of a simpler time gone by…

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