Former Soccer first round pick t-shirt

No, this fleet of foot, extremely agile t-shirt was not commissioned by any of the immortal athletes of World Cups past. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t commandeer it for your own campaign of self-promotion… Can you smell that? Yes, it’s the respect and almost painful, panty based aching desire of Soccer Milfs worldwide! Remember, each internationally cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Caucasians without European accents fear not! Those scrumptious morsels of motherhood don’t know the names of professional Soccer clubs, or the actual athletes who play for them, any more than you do. Just assume the role with that almost casual indifference that they’ve been using their entire lives to successfully have boys and men do all their bidding!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts! 

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