9 Former Vegetarian t-shirt

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If you must know what my opinion of political correctness is, let me explain with simple eloquence how I feel about those proselytizers of their own morality, who seek the elimination of everyone else’s freedom: A steamy pile of dog shit provides infinitely greater appeal. Though they’re both un-palatable, the dog shit doesn’t try to spread its stench, and disease causing poison. Well now that that’s out of the way, let’s all admit that this is one funny t-shirt! Remember, each open mindedly cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

For all of you dickheads that can’t allow yourselves to live in accordance with the lesson that you’ve just learned, let me say this: I probably eat less meat than you! And if anyone ever buys some of these t-shirts, I’ll be donating a shit load more money to animal rights groups than your morally indignant ass. I’d tell you to blow me, but that act might strip you of your elitist Vegan status.

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