7 Former World Champion t-shirt

You’ve got to appreciate the way I left the details of this deceptive claim in your hands. It’s almost like I’m saying, “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”, except that your expertly woven tale of bullshit is what will be in the eye of the beholder! Remember, each Title worthy, cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Of course the odds of it coming into play are almost nil, but regardless of your ability to weave a tall tale, anyone with a proper education will see right through your sham when they read the words “Opto”, “Emptum”, “Pontis”. Curious? Do something about it you lazy shit!

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