King pelican t-shirt

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That is one tasty looking pelican, is it not? All I can think of when I first look at it is a Caesar salad! I know the image says iceberg lettuce, but it sure looks like romaine to me. And the fact that he's sporting a bejeweled crown only makes me want to pate` his liver that much more. Plus, those cartilaginous webbed feet and his beak always make me hunger for a twenty pack of funk filled Mc Nuggets too!

No shit, if I ever run across a green pelican - outside of St. Patricks day of course - it's gonna wish it stayed in school.

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