1 Big Wolf t-shirt

It looks more like a slightly underfed Shepard mix to me, but I will admit that it still looks and sounds cool as shit! (No, not like the ones your four pawed pal has occasionally left you next to the stove just in case you meandered into the kitchen for a late night snack. I mean “Cool” as in “Hot Shit!”). It is. It’s a bad ass t-shirt. (No, not the kind of bad ass that your dad ran into during one of the less fortuitous moments of a drunken tear – before he met your sumptuous, milfomatic mother, of course -. I mean that it’s “Bad” as in “Really, Really Good”). Seriously, this t-shirt is dope! (No, it’s not made of hemp. I meant that it happens to be… Forget it! I’m done with your childish games! You knew what I meant the whole time, and just enjoyed breaking my balls didn’t you?

Well, you better buy something now you prick, or I will refuse to even let you look at this!

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