Capricornio t-shirt

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What is this, some lame attempt at an artistic representation of the once mighty, ancient Water Buffalo? It doesn’t even show the marsupial pouch. Nor would they have had hooves at such a stage in their anatomical development; they had webbed paws, an opposable thumb, and hind legs for Christ’s sake! Wait, what? You’re telling me that some fruitcake, who obviously didn’t have a day job, conjured up a vision of this Chernobyl-esque creature while gazing at the stars? What type of shit do you have to ingest to come up with visions of that?

Putting all hallucinatory historical hang ups aside momentarily, I must admit that the artwork is fantastic. You know, this really is a snazzy t-shirt!

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