Former child TV star t-shirt

This one they might believe, since all child stars seem to grow up being unattractive losers. Which is not to say those has-beens don’t still score more residual, groupie ass than your never-been self does. Hence the functionality of this ass magnet like t-shirt! Remember, each rerun worthy, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of your glory days as a celebrity, take my word friends, Mary Ann was cute, but Ginger was a supreme example of female potential. She was much more than a poor man’s Raquel Welch. Check her out in something other than Gilligan’s island. And while you’re at it, try watching something other than Nickelodeon once in a while.

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