100% Natural! t-shirt

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That’s right, tell all of those pill popping, alcoholic infantrymen who are on the frontline in the war on drugs – i.e. up your ass – that unlike them, the refuge you seek from the abomination you’ve made of your life (or are in the mist of crafting), is constructed of materials indigenous to the Garden of Eden! It’ll keep them on their meddling heels a bit longer than the historically ineffective method of telling them to mind their own business. Remember, each naturally funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

And don’t forget to check out “Rheely High”, our other collection of educational t-shirts that tells everyone in the know, why you can’t explain the difference between “organic” and “genetically engineered”!

All of our Superlative designs are printed on Top Quality, 100% Cotton, Dreaded Thread brand t-shirts!