Chocolate mix t-shirt

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For those of you who don’t know what aftermarket parts are, they are what’s used by the maniacs who try turning their 1994 Honda Civics into Ferraris; The stuff that doesn’t come with the original product. If there were no milk, how often would you mix up a tall glass of chocolate water? (Yoo Hoo’s don’t count, they’ve got trace quantities of some type of milk related product, plus other mysterious ingredients that make the water delicious. And they do all of the grueling work for you) Remember, each educationally funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Speaking of delicious, how can anyone knock the Bud? I know of nothing else on the planet with the ability to make food that would otherwise be reserved for emergency rations after a crash landing in the Sahara (juicy Triscuits come to mind), actually taste like a gourmet treat when there’s nothing else to eat. But I’m sure that a company somewhere is working on a pill that will do the same thing legally, whose side affects only cause cataracts, hearing loss, occasional internal bleeding, and vaginal dryness…

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