Do people who defend God... t-shirt

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Leave it to Buddy to fearlessly tackle a subject that most of us won’t even touch with the proverbial “ten foot pole”. But since he brought it up, is it not a bit curious, how people of intense faith feel a need to defend the all-powerful, all knowing, Supreme Being that created and maintains the universe? It just makes me think of this utterly impotent example of their absurdity: Isn’t that kind of like the bacteria that eat the shit from the bacteria that eats the shit from the flea on a dog, defending the dog? I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but if I were hanging out with Mike Tyson, and a six year old kid starting talking to shit to him, I don’t think I’d feel a need to defend him – unless of course I thought on some level that it might score me some points with him… Remember, each Theocracy defying, funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

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